Excuse My French

Property Description
The villa rental Excuse My French is a property located in Flamands in Merlette district. In a chic and cozy style, EMF welcomes guests in bright and wide spaces with lush vegetation and an infinity pool. Consisting of three bedrooms, villa Excuse My French is the privileged and very private setting for a fantastic stay in St-Barths. Built over two buildings, the vacation villa Excuse My French was designed with an original architecture with two units linked by the lovely garden with central swimming pool. On the first floor, the air-conditioned living room features a comfortable lounge with sofas and a large HD screen for relaxing moments in a luxurious atmosphere. The graphic-style kitchen features a bar with cushioned stools to enjoy a morning coffee or a drink. In the gentle tropical setting blown by the gentle trade winds, the villa rental Excuse My French is the perfect place to relax in utmost calm. The villa’s garden is a haven of peace, planted with palm trees, banana trees and a pretty lawn. This sunny, vegetal outdoor space is located between the two buildings, linked by a magnificent mirror pool bordered by comfy deckchairs. Close to the main building, the terrace with barbecue area is furnished with an al fresco dining room for six guests, as well as a comfortable lounge covered with cushions, the ideal place to sip a cocktail or read in the mild islands’s air. This lovely, green scenery is the ideal place to relax in a quiet and very private atmosphere, until the evening when the tropical breeze gently blows through the foliage. The villa rental Excuse My French consists of three air-conditioned bedrooms with en suite bathrooms and king-size beds. Two of them are located in the main building above the living room, and can be accessed via an indoor staircase; they share the toilet. A terrace runs in front of both bedrooms, providing a private space overlooking the garden. The third bedroom with private terrace is located on the first floor of the second building, accessible via a spiral staircase. The tones are soft and bright, providing a delightful sense of well-being that you'll enjoy finding until the evening’s stars starts to shine in the sky. Only 400 meters from Flamands beach, villa Excuse My French is the perfect choice for a luxurious six-person stay in St-Barths.
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Bedrooms
This property has 3 bedrooms and sleeps 6 people
Bedroom | Beds | Sleeps | Comments |
---|---|---|---|
Bedroom 1 | 1 King | 2 | |
Bedroom 2 | 1 King | 2 | |
Bedroom 3 | 1 King | 2 |
Bathrooms
This property has 1 bathrooms
Bathroom | Type | Features | Comments |
---|---|---|---|
Bathroom 1 | full | Toilet, Shower | En-suite. Shared toilet with Bathroom 2 |
Bathroom 2 | full | Shower | En-suite. Shared toilet with Bathroom 1 |
Bathroom 3 | full | Toilet, Shower | En-suite. |
More Amenities
Category | Amenities |
---|---|
Activities | BeachcombingBird WatchingDeepSea FishingFishingHikingSailingScuba DivingSnorkelingSurfingSwimming |
Attractions | Reefs |
Entertainment | Apple TVTelevision |
General | Air ConditioningPoolStaffWifi |
Indoor Features | Bed LinensBreakfast BarPool/Beach TowelsToiletries |
Kitchen | BlenderCoffee MakerCooking UtensilsDining AreaDish WasherEspresso MachineFreezerFully Equipped KitchenIce MakerMicrowaveOvenRefrigeratorStove Top BurnersToaster |
Nearby Facilities | Groceries |
Outdoor Features | Dining TableGardenLounging AreaOutdoor GrillParkingPoolside Lounge ChairsPrivate PoolTerrace |
Staff | Butler Optional ($)Chef Optional ($)Driver Optional ($)GardenerHousekeeper(s) |
Villa Excuse My French is equipped with an array of included amenities and services:
• Personal service by the villa staff including a daily housekeeper (except Sundays and holidays), gardener and pool maintenance
• Welcome amenities on arrival
Amenities and services available upon request (extra cost):
• Additional staff available at this villa includes a chef, butler, driver
• Grocery pre-stocking
Property Rates
Rate Category | Period | Rates | Minimum Stay |
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Low Season 2025 #1 |
Apr 16, 2025 to Aug 30, 2025 |
$6,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Low Season 2025 #1 |
Apr 16, 2025 to Aug 30, 2025 |
$6,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Low Season 2025 #1 |
Apr 16, 2025 to Aug 30, 2025 |
$7,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Low Season #2 |
Aug 31, 2025 to Nov 14, 2025 |
$6,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Low Season #2 |
Aug 31, 2025 to Nov 14, 2025 |
$6,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Low Season #2 |
Aug 31, 2025 to Nov 14, 2025 |
$7,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Season Low & High #1 |
Nov 15, 2025 to Nov 22, 2025 |
$6,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Season Low & High #1 |
Nov 15, 2025 to Nov 22, 2025 |
$6,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Season Low & High #1 |
Nov 15, 2025 to Nov 22, 2025 |
$7,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Thanksgiving |
Nov 23, 2025 to Nov 29, 2025 |
$6,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Thanksgiving |
Nov 23, 2025 to Nov 29, 2025 |
$6,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Thanksgiving |
Nov 23, 2025 to Nov 29, 2025 |
$7,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Season Low & High #2 |
Nov 30, 2025 to Dec 14, 2025 |
$6,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Season Low & High #2 |
Nov 30, 2025 to Dec 14, 2025 |
$6,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Season Low & High #2 |
Nov 30, 2025 to Dec 14, 2025 |
$7,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Season Low & High #3 |
Dec 15, 2025 to Dec 18, 2025 |
$8,500 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Season Low & High #3 |
Dec 15, 2025 to Dec 18, 2025 |
$8,500 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Season Low & High #3 |
Dec 15, 2025 to Dec 18, 2025 |
$10,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Christmas Week |
Dec 19, 2025 to Dec 26, 2025 |
$20,000 per Week |
14 night(s) |
Christmas Week |
Dec 19, 2025 to Dec 26, 2025 |
$20,000 per Week |
14 night(s) |
Christmas Week |
Dec 19, 2025 to Dec 26, 2025 |
$20,000 per Week |
14 night(s) |
New Year's Week |
Dec 27, 2025 to Jan 11, 2026 |
$20,000 per Week |
14 night(s) |
New Year's Week |
Dec 27, 2025 to Jan 11, 2026 |
$20,000 per Week |
14 night(s) |
New Year's Week |
Dec 27, 2025 to Jan 11, 2026 |
$20,000 per Week |
14 night(s) |
High Season 2026 #1 |
Jan 12, 2026 to Mar 8, 2026 |
$8,500 per Week |
7 night(s) |
High Season 2026 #1 |
Jan 12, 2026 to Mar 8, 2026 |
$8,500 per Week |
7 night(s) |
High Season 2026 #1 |
Jan 12, 2026 to Mar 8, 2026 |
$10,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Bucket Regatta 2026 |
Mar 9, 2026 to Mar 15, 2026 |
$8,500 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Bucket Regatta 2026 |
Mar 9, 2026 to Mar 15, 2026 |
$8,500 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Bucket Regatta 2026 |
Mar 9, 2026 to Mar 15, 2026 |
$10,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
High Season 2026 #2 |
Mar 16, 2026 to Apr 15, 2026 |
$8,500 per Week |
7 night(s) |
High Season 2026 #2 |
Mar 16, 2026 to Apr 15, 2026 |
$8,500 per Week |
7 night(s) |
High Season 2026 #2 |
Mar 16, 2026 to Apr 15, 2026 |
$10,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Low Season 2026 |
Apr 16, 2026 to Apr 19, 2026 |
$6,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Low Season 2026 |
Apr 16, 2026 to Apr 19, 2026 |
$6,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Low Season 2026 |
Apr 16, 2026 to Apr 19, 2026 |
$7,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Low Season 2026 #1 |
Apr 20, 2026 to Aug 30, 2026 |
$6,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Low Season 2026 #1 |
Apr 20, 2026 to Aug 30, 2026 |
$6,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Low Season 2026 #1 |
Apr 20, 2026 to Aug 30, 2026 |
$7,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Low Season 2026 #2 |
Aug 31, 2026 to Nov 14, 2026 |
$6,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Low Season 2026 #2 |
Aug 31, 2026 to Nov 14, 2026 |
$6,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Low Season 2026 #2 |
Aug 31, 2026 to Nov 14, 2026 |
$7,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Season Low & High 2026 #1 |
Nov 15, 2026 to Nov 22, 2026 |
$6,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Season Low & High 2026 #1 |
Nov 15, 2026 to Nov 22, 2026 |
$6,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Season Low & High 2026 #1 |
Nov 15, 2026 to Nov 22, 2026 |
$7,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Thanksgiving 2026 |
Nov 23, 2026 to Nov 29, 2026 |
$6,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Thanksgiving 2026 |
Nov 23, 2026 to Nov 29, 2026 |
$6,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Thanksgiving 2026 |
Nov 23, 2026 to Nov 29, 2026 |
$7,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Season Low & High 2026 #2 |
Nov 30, 2026 to Dec 14, 2026 |
$6,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Season Low & High 2026 #2 |
Nov 30, 2026 to Dec 14, 2026 |
$6,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Season Low & High 2026 #2 |
Nov 30, 2026 to Dec 14, 2026 |
$7,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Season Low & High 2026 #3 |
Dec 15, 2026 to Dec 18, 2026 |
$8,500 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Season Low & High 2026 #3 |
Dec 15, 2026 to Dec 18, 2026 |
$8,500 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Season Low & High 2026 #3 |
Dec 15, 2026 to Dec 18, 2026 |
$10,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Christmas Week 2026 |
Dec 19, 2026 to Dec 26, 2026 |
$20,000 per Week |
14 night(s) |
Christmas Week 2026 |
Dec 19, 2026 to Dec 26, 2026 |
$20,000 per Week |
14 night(s) |
Christmas Week 2026 |
Dec 19, 2026 to Dec 26, 2026 |
$20,000 per Week |
14 night(s) |
New Year's Week 2026 |
Dec 27, 2026 to Jan 11, 2027 |
$20,000 per Week |
14 night(s) |
New Year's Week 2026 |
Dec 27, 2026 to Jan 11, 2027 |
$20,000 per Week |
14 night(s) |
New Year's Week 2026 |
Dec 27, 2026 to Jan 11, 2027 |
$20,000 per Week |
14 night(s) |
High Season 2025 #1 |
Jan 12, 2027 to Mar 11, 2027 |
$8,500 per Week |
7 night(s) |
High Season 2025 #1 |
Jan 12, 2027 to Mar 11, 2027 |
$8,500 per Week |
7 night(s) |
High Season 2025 #1 |
Jan 12, 2027 to Mar 11, 2027 |
$10,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Bucket Regatta 2025 |
Mar 12, 2027 to Mar 19, 2027 |
$8,500 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Bucket Regatta 2025 |
Mar 12, 2027 to Mar 19, 2027 |
$8,500 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Bucket Regatta 2025 |
Mar 12, 2027 to Mar 19, 2027 |
$10,000 per Week |
7 night(s) |
Taxes and Fees
The above rates are subject to the additional fees and taxes below:
Fees:
Damage Waiver: $299.00 flat
Taxes:
Tourism Tax: 5.00%
Service Charge: 10.00%
Property Location
Location Type: Beach, Town
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